Brother of Aria and Noire, also a demonic super evil overlord (nice combo, huh?). He is also the owner and creator of the Ominous Castle. Ziza loves quietude and would be eager to sell his sisters, along with Big G and dark elves, into slavery, but they were always able to come back. Downcast by his failures, he is searching for a way to destroy the world. In his freetime Ziza devours children's and homeless' spines. Among stranger things- Ziza loves chocolate puddings with every possible flavourings. He also likes the taste of orange right after cleaning his teeth and didn't cry during Mufasa's death.
Sister of Noire and Ziza. Aria is a demon... or rather a monster. She is a selfish, narcissistic egoist. Her favourite activity is to stimulate somebody's hopes just to brutally crush them later, putting a crust ring on pigeons' neck (because regular feeding is boring) and teasing Ziza. She is terrified by any signs of positive emotions, just like her brother. There is something mysterious and magical about Aria, because, despite her small breasts, MAJORITY of people draws her with giga knockers. It flatters her, so she keeps the pictures under her pillow.
Younger sister of Aria and Ziza, succubus. The only one of the kinsfolk not to be turned out by father- Aria thinks it's because the breasts. Ziza thinks so too. Noire is a ninja-sex specialist- half of you don't even know you've already slept with her. Her favourite dish is virgins' sperm, which delicacy she's trying to convince everyone to (with various results). Noire lives in the Ominous Castle because her manor had its heating turned off.
Aria's babysitter, sent by her father to look after her and knock any thoughts about parricide out of her head (with miserable effect). His real name is Gilgamesh, but Aria never considered it necessary to read words longer than six letters, so calling him Big G caught on- probably hardly anyone remembers his real name. G ensures everything in the castle is as it should be, loves to read love stories and watch romantic movies. He seems to be the nicest creature in this place. Big G is in love with Aria and dreams about her participating with him in anal rodeo.





